“Am I in trouble?”
Manny Ramirez is acting all shy and embarassed and is sending mixed signals as to whether he’s going to meet up with the Dodgers when they arrive in Miami today. Some insight into his mindsent can be found here.
(link via IIATMS)
God bless The Onion. How absolutely hilarious was that? And honestly, if it wasn’t on The Onion, can’t you at least imagine him actually uttering these things?
How is it that the day of his suspension announcement, he had a detailed explanation of how it was a prescription that his doctor gave him for an undisclosed condition, yet he doesn’t understand that he can’t get dressed and play with his friends? Oh, that’s right, it was his pharmacist, er, agent that supplied the explanation.
Someone didn’t get it…
“I would like to tell everybody that I really love baseball, and that I love baseball”
Excellent. Chico Escuela could not have said it any better.