A little self-abuse never hurt anyone.

First, heal thyself.

What’s Werth worth?

And I didn’t sleep in a hotel last night.

What types of players are sentimental owners interested in?

Certain things about wins are predictable.

The doctor diagnoses keepers.

In fantasy baseball, the pursuit of happiness comes before liberty.

Diagnosing some trades.

Why give you hope when I can spread fear? Eleven players who are set to take a dive in the second half.