To the list of things that money can’t buy, add performance.

Who brought it and who rotted over the last week.

For some teams, sub-.500 finishes have become routine. Here’s a look at four of those, and what they’ve done this winter to get on the winning side.

But I still want you off my lawn!

Who shone like stars and who sucked like black holes.

This menu offers an unhealthy portion of mistake moves, including the Staub and Sandberg dishes, as well as the super-sized screw-up otherwise known as the Glenn Davis trade. Amid all this, how does the Swisher sendoff stack up?

What went down and who screwed up.

We’re ready for the new year’s first review of colossal shakeups from new years past, from Wee Willie to Rocky.