I didn’t sleep so well last night, so I’m not quite as proud as a peacock today. Maybe proud as a bright cardinal. A pheasant at most:
Miguel Cabrera isn’t going anywhere, but it might be fun to imagine he is.
The Giants and the Diamondbacks are doing a good job marketing to ethnic minorities.
I linked to Geoff’s article about the Ozzie Smith-Gary Templeton trade, but let’s eliminate the middle man and go right to it.
Is Gary Sheffield Cooperstown bound? How about Fred McGriff?
Mike Scioscia has been running out some funky lineups. And
Happy Earth Day. In celebration, I printed off 50,000 information sheets explaining how to save the environment and will now drive them all over the city in a truck while clubbing baby harp seals with rare rain forest foliage and eating panda steaks. Anyone else want in on this?
I would, but I’m busy listening to the Yankees game on my rheostat radio
I’m in. Just let me turn on all the light bulbs before I leave and set the heat to 80.
I find panda steaks go well with a side of owl.
Count me in. Where do you live? I’ll tell my pilot to get my private jet ready to fly.
Canadian joke: A baby harp seal walks into a club….