A giant windstorm blew through ShysterLand last night, killing the power for the last 15 minutes of “Lost” and preventing me from getting on the Internet. I suppose you could try to find a way to make me angrier on a given Wednesday night, but you’d be hard pressed to top it. AEP and Mother Nature are on my s*it list this morning, so I had better read some good baseball analysis to calm me down:
Sky Kalkman looks at “the many faces of average.” Coincidentally, that’s also the subheading of my resume and a pretty good characterization of the girls I dated in high school.
Mike Gimbel tries to determine whether steroids actually helped A-Rod’s performance. Given the hysteria that has reigned this week, Mike’s reason is sort of like a junebug in a hurricane.
Tuck! vastly overstates how nice a house Jose Canseco could afford these days.
Finally, over at Fantasy Focus, Jonathan Halket tells you DPFS. To find out whether you should be insulted, click through to the article.
There. Serenity now.
Wow. My head would have exploded if my power went out last night. Thank goodness you can watch the episodes online….
Just a great follow-up to the “many faces of average”. I laughed my ass off. Thank you.
Is that a Luncinda Williams reference or is the junebug / hurricane a metaphor that I am otherwise unaware of?
Good eye, Pete! I’m a big Lucinda Williams fan.