It’s about time somebody out there had the courage to say that Albert Pujols and Zack Greinke are good at their jobs. I think I’m just the man for the job.

Documenting the atrocities since 2007.

A Royals fan gets to gloat about his team’s pitching.

It’s been a long, long offseason.

Putting a bow on the 2008 season.

Spoiler Alert! Albert Pujols drinks everybody’s milkshake.

Darin Erstad still doesn’t walk or hit for power. Lance Berkman still does.

I for one welcome our new Boston middle infield overlords.

In this edition, witness the most ridiculous save of the year so far.

You don’t think I jinxed Ian Kinsler and Lance Berkman, do you?