In which our narrator experiences baseball in alternate realities.

On approaching players with legal troubles

Can’t we all just get along?

What should stay? What should go? What should be changed?

In the case of Tim Lincecum, yes.

Scully, Harrelson and local broadcasters in between

An honor long overdue.

And then there were three…

Spilled Melky, deeper Dodgers, and a raging race

Yes, they should.