At Carleton College, students were required to rank ethical transgressions in baseball from worst to least worse. And now you can, too.

Enjoying the rest of the season despite J.P. Ricciardi’s efforts to make me miserable

Toon in every Wednesday and Saturday

You think you’ve seen some bad stuff on these lists before? Better put on that hazard suit and oxygen mask now; we’re starting to get into the seriously deep muck.

With CC Sabathia in the fold, the Brewers are in the driver’s seat in the race for the Wild Card. Will they stay on course?

The Braves flipped Mark Teixeira for prospects just a year after giving up five of their own to get him. Victor says that they came out behind.

What’s the outlook for the Phillies? Guest writer Bill Baer has the poop.

The trade deadline has come and gone and several top teams made buys.

Who sizzled, who fizzled and who made us exclaim “Oh piffle!”

(With apologies to Jules Feiffer)