Jayson Stark’s hypothetical outrage by Craig Calcaterra June 4, 2009 Reader Jason D. has a request: Please write about how damn stupid Stark’s ESPN.com piece on draft bonuses is. I’m bored at work. Gladly! Stark’s piece is about Stephen Strasburg and draft bonuses. Take it away Jayson: Fifty million bucks. Roll that around your tongue. Fifty million bucks. That’s not this week’s Powerball jackpot. That’s the unofficial, early-line, insane price tag Scott Boras has theoretically slapped on the forehead of the surefire No. 1 pick in next week’s baseball draft, Stephen Strasburg. Fifty million bucks. What a farce. What kills me about this article are not the prescriptions it offers — trading draft pics, hard bonus caps, etc. are all worth discussing — it’s that it launches into all of this based on a demand made by an agent that everyone already understands to have a somewhat delusional view of the world. I would not at all be surprised to see Scott Boras demand that his next client be given access to “three score and nine comely lasses” and “fiddlers three” as a condition of signing. Does that mean we need to ban chattels from being given as bonuses? There probably do need to be made some changes to the draft, but let’s not let Scott Boras dictate what they are. Hell, let Boras ask for the moon. If someone gives it to him they’ve got more problems than he does. Not that Stark is the only one off point here: “You should get paid for what you do, for what you’ve done,” said Howard’s teammate Jayson Werth, a onetime No. 1 pick himself, by the Orioles in 1997. “That’s what free agency’s for — to get paid for what you could do, for what you might possibly do. It’s not what the draft is for.” That sound you hear is Werth being dragged to a union-run reeducation camp somewhere.