Man Cave
Let’s see, if I really want to force Mrs. Shyster to file for divorce, I order the Extra Innings package, then go on the road trip, and just before I leave I give the DIY Network people the key to my basement door . . .
This seemed inevitable: The first officially licensed league “man cave.”
Major League Baseball will formally announce today that the DIY Network’s popular Man Caves series will include a Sept. 29 show in which some lucky guy — and it has to be a guy — gets his own MLB cave.
The show transforms rooms in houses — usually basements — into pricy playrooms for really big boys. DIY, as in do-it-yourself, frequently creates sports-themed caves — ex-NBA player Brandon Williams gets his garage converted in the Aug. 4 show — in a series hosted by Fox NFL analyst Tony Siragusa.
Best part: since the basement will be obnoxious, I’ll almost certainly get to keep the house!
(Thanks to Pete Toms for the link)
Are you REALLY trained in law and not sales? Here’s the “best part”? Or maybe 70s porn……
Exactly how does one go about becoming ‘trained’ in 70s-era pornography?
Maybe watch “Boogie Nights” a few times?
10-4, I shall begin my tutelage posthaste.