Man Cave

Let’s see, if I really want to force Mrs. Shyster to file for divorce, I order the Extra Innings package, then go on the road trip, and just before I leave I give the DIY Network people the key to my basement door . . .

This seemed inevitable: The first officially licensed league “man cave.”

Major League Baseball will formally announce today that the DIY Network’s popular Man Caves series will include a Sept. 29 show in which some lucky guy — and it has to be a guy — gets his own MLB cave.

The show transforms rooms in houses — usually basements — into pricy playrooms for really big boys. DIY, as in do-it-yourself, frequently creates sports-themed caves — ex-NBA player Brandon Williams gets his garage converted in the Aug. 4 show — in a series hosted by Fox NFL analyst Tony Siragusa.

Best part: since the basement will be obnoxious, I’ll almost certainly get to keep the house!

(Thanks to Pete Toms for the link)