What color should the seats be in Miami?
This article — which is so full of win that the rest of us will be on win-rationing for the next three days — explores this issue in detail:
One possibility is to alternate the colors, creating a vast checkerboard effect that in long camera shots would create the illusion of occupancy. Another plan — painstaking, but bold — would be to paint on each seatback the likeness of a chubby youngster.
I’d probably go with a lighter, seafoamy green. At least if they couldn’t make the chubby youngster option work.
I vote for Augustus Glump, swathed in Snocaps, cottoncandy and other goodness.
Sad, but true. The honeymoon will be short lived here in South Florida. People like me, who live in Broward, will hit a handful of games the first few seasons but there is no way I’m driving an hour-plus EACH WAY on a weeknight more than once or twice a season, if at all. Why they couldn’t have put the ballpark downtown with a water view is just beyond me.