Aaron looks at some of the wacky early season numbers around baseball.

Welcome to the first in-season business of baseball report. Every week at this time Brian will break down the top business stories of the previous week, and try to add a little insight and (poor) humor. So let’s get right into the action …

The Mets set their team record for HR in a game, Vladimir Guerrero’s on a HR streak, the Redsox sign Tim Wakefield and the rest of the news around the majors.

So you think you know your LOOGYs, do ya? Have you explored the Primordial LOOGY Ooze? Didn’t think so. Come on, gear up. We’re goin’ in.

Last Saturday, the A’s beat the Angels in a 1-0 pitching duel between Rich Harden and Jerrod Washburn. Studes took notes.

Alex Rodriguez tied an AL record, a huge inning for the Yankees, Aubrey Huff set a Devil Rays record and the rest of the news around the majors.

Aaron talks triplets, freedom, ‘Lil Joe, and the best pitching coach in baseball.

Ben is pleased to see the Red Sox begin to snap out of their slow start, while Larry is upset that the Yankees have fallen into even more of a slump.

Tim Wakefield passes Cy Young on the Redsox SO list, movement on the career HR list and the rest of the news around the majors.

Kevin Brown will come off the DL, Jeremy Affeldt and Jose Cruz Jr. go on it and the rest of the news around the majors.