David presents a system for ranking Epstein, Sabean, Beane and the others.

Roger Clemens sets the modern day career RSAA record and the rest of the news around the majors.

His mother always told him not to say anything at all if he didn’t have something nice to say, but Aaron discusses the 2005 Oakland A’s anyway.

Frank Thomas comes off the DL today, Bret Boone hits his 250th career HR, Roy Halladay pitches a shutout and the rest of the news around the majors.

Mark Prior goes on the DL, the Cubs and Giants make a trade, the Redsox have a huge offensive outburst and the rest of the news around the majors.

Mark Prior suffers a bad injury, Derrek Lee has a big game, Pedro Martinez combines for a shutout and the rest of the news around the majors.

Addition by subtraction. The Marlins could be one of MLB’s crown jewels if they could get rid of the idiots at the top.

Alex Rodriguez ties Dale Murphy on the HR list, Jake Peavy pitches his first career SHO, plenty of roster moves and the rest of the news around the majors.

You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth!
— Homer Simpson

Aaron talks partying, typing, and being delusional.